#16: The Beaverlick Gazette featuring Stoopid Tunes: "The Last Interview With Rip Deathcramp", "Police Called On Man With Chainsaw", "Wedding Announcement"
The Last Interview With Rip Deathcramp by Manny Polewhacker Those who dare to probe deeply up into the dark side of Rock n’ Roll will eventually find the cancer that is Beaverlick’s own Rip Deathcramp. From his first regional hit: “Parking My Car In Your Mailbox” with his High School band Beezlebub’s Backside to last year’s surprise environmental hit: “I Wanna Stick My Tree In Your Sunlight” from his solo, and final, album “Balls To The Floor”, Rip Deathcramp has been confusing and alienating people in a very loud and obnoxious way for almost six decades. “Rip Deathcramp dances along the edge of sanity and good taste like a madman with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a cattle-prod in the other…” wrote one early reviewer of his second album: “Protein Junkies From Hell”, “and he sounds like the violent and unexpected collapse of the World’s Biggest Outhouse. The noise he makes is an insult to the intelligence of anyone with the ability to get the cap off a tube of...