#7 Body Found On Farm That Of Beaverlick Gangster, A Day Of Beauty, And Dear Geraldine
Body Found On Farm That Of Beaverlick Gangster by Manny Polewhacker: Last Saturday began like any other day for Reebar Hayseed Amberdexter, 6th generation owner of Amberdexter farm, just out of town on Rt. 64; just turn right at Gleason’s Grease Pit Diner and go down The Reba Peep Memorial dirt road until you hit the front gate of the farm. In which case, you back up and pay Reebar for the gate, because you’re there. “I was plowin’ the back 50, getting’ ready for plantin’ season,” explained Reebar, “…and though it IS common for me to come across rocks, an’ garbage, an’ even animals that didn’t make it through the winter, but I never went out to plow my fields and found anything like THIS!” The “THIS” Reebar Hayseed Amberdexter refers to is a body. A human body. Hayseed had come across the badly decomposed body of a man who was still alive: the Notorious Bank Robber, Shake-Down Artist, Drug Dealer, Pimp, Rackets Runner, Hitman, and one time Boy So...